It's not what you think. Play this easy and funny prank on your friends.

Jem meets a girl he simply can’t handle.

A satire on the crazy world we live in. Who wants a llama ride??!.

Don't you wish you could undo the past 52 seconds of your life you just wasted watching this? Well tough. You can't. No amount of Z key bashing can ... (More)

Don't you wish you could undo the past 52 seconds of your life you just wasted watching this?

Well tough.

You can't. No amount of Z key bashing can erase the image of a strange man doing very little - and doing it right on your own PC screen where you should feel safe from being abused by such nonsense and ridicule.

Anyway - shouldn't you be worried instead about trying to undo the past 10 years of your life, back to a time when words like 'potential' and 'opportunity' meant something to you rather than just sounding like cliche and callous terms your manager would say?

P.S. - the escape key won't work in real life either. (Less)

As kids Marion and Ethel make a "pact" that when their favorite singer, the dreamy Donny V dies, they will commit suicide together so that they don’t ... (More)

As kids Marion and Ethel make a "pact" that when their favorite singer, the dreamy Donny V dies, they will commit suicide together so that they don’t have to live a single moment in a world without him. Many years pass and Marion forgets all about the pact. But when Donny V really does die, Ethel shows up, fully intending to carry the pact out!. (Less)

Xcorps Action Sports Show #34.) "TOTAL COMBAT" - seg.2 - Produced with Total Combat Entertainment this Xcorps episode swings punches and kicks its way ... (More)

Xcorps Action Sports Show #34.) "TOTAL COMBAT" - seg.2 - Produced with Total Combat Entertainment this Xcorps episode swings punches and kicks its way across the screen with host Jason Lazo showing viewers non-stop mixed martial arts fight action in the 'Octagon' ring at the San Diego Sports Arena.
Backed by pounding new music from Suburban Noize Records along with new videos from RIVE Jason talks to fight promoter Diana Ocampo about the rules of conduct in the newly sanctioned fights where just about anything goes and the action gets brutal! S*xy dance moves by the combat dolls back the action with DRT Entertainment band SOIL doing their song 'Give It Up' featuring a cool chick/dude fight video! See who wins!?
The heavyweights bring it on in the 200+ category with Griggs VS Mejia slugging it out and making it done in one non-stop round. A lot can be said for Marine training with Griggs opening up in this punch fest with his big guns! This fight goes to the mat where kicking, kneeing and elbowing are all OK in this ring and it takes a lot of blood to get a ref to stop the battle! Suburban Noize band Mower cranks its song 'General Admission'.
Great Mohawk on announcer Manny Hernandez as he opens up XC show segment 3 with DRT Entertainment/Rive band 36 Crazyfists new video. Big Dudes Wadd and Robert slug it out slow motion style in this match up. More sweet moves by the Combat Dolls on the Xcorps split screen. One round and its over! The horror!
Next it's almost a mis-match with pro kick boxer Tobylmada vs. Brando unleashing war upon themselves. Lots of fast foot action here but its elbows and knees to the face that end one fighters dreams of victory while the Xcams rolled. See the details.
Xcorps host 'Nacho Libre' returns for a few more words then the pounding continues with the well-muscled Garijo vs. Abrams stepping into the ring for some fun. Sub NoiZe band Mower keeps it light and fresh with their tune 'Zone'. Someone called their mamma a name in this fight, which skips the intros and gets non-stop down and dirty. We needed to slow the action here for full effect! Nice match-up. Give 'em both a prize!
After the break Jason Lazo and the Combat Dolls do a fun Xcorps thro followed by fighters Gugherty and Radanzzo stepping up. Nice music fit from SubNoize again with the band Humble Gods doing their song 'Destroy'. It's all over in one round and victory goes to the best and the baddest. Great moves from both fighters but San Diego homey Gugherty takes the belt. Jason talks with him outside the ring about how it feels to win and what inspires his moves.
After that So Cal urban rap band Visionaries show their skills and new vid 'In The Good' c/o Rive promotions. Great angle here on the LA, San Diego scene with a band that IS all good.
The show closes out with a few more brutal brawls - a new duo from Georgia called Jucifer and Jason thanking all who brought Total Combat to The Xcorps!
For more see http://www.totalcombat.tv/.
Peace-Love-War! J.S. Edmondson Trt - 29:30 Close Caps ©2009 The Xcorps. (Less)

Nara Youn's student film from Ringling School of Art and Design. A story about a simple little girl and a crazy pastry chef in a dessert shop.

Funny material arts short film, in which a boy is jumped for a loaf of bread and a crazy fight with the bad guys go down.

A crazy Music Festival Party in U.K.

Enjoy...

Katie is attempting to manage her healthy appetite for the white while waiting tables every night. Life ain't easy for the old gal... I mean young gal.

Sara is a young girl who finds it difficult to socialize, and has very few friends. In fact, her only companions are her three porcelain dolls, Clarissa, ... (More)

Sara is a young girl who finds it difficult to socialize, and has very few friends. In fact, her only companions are her three porcelain dolls, Clarissa, Matilda, and Gertrude. At first, their friendship seems perfect, but when Sara takes an interest in Josh, a boy from her school, her relationship with the dolls begins to disintegrate. All Sara wants is to win the affection of Josh, but Clarissa, Matilda, and Gertrude are determined to stand in her way. As Sara's obsession grows, she finds herself slipping into a desperate insanity, which forces her to come to terms with her broken friendship... and a terrifying secret. (Less)

Xcorps Action Sports Show #7.) "SPEEDSKI" seg.3 - You see all the action and hear all the music in this custom episode of The X Corps called SPEEDSKI which... (More)

Xcorps Action Sports Show #7.) "SPEEDSKI" seg.3 - You see all the action and hear all the music in this custom episode of The X Corps called SPEEDSKI which introduces the audience to hidden sports like the Long Beach to Catalina open ocean water ski races and a new music video from Maverick recording artist Michelle Branch. The show opens with XC host Jason Lazo jammin' some of his own tunes with his guitar on the beach at Swamis in Encinitas Ca.
Jason intro's a segment on the whacked sport of open ocean high speed water skiing - The Catalina races - held once a year out of Long Beach harbor. Participants in the race sign up for a 63 mile round trip straight line tour to the island of Catalina and back pulled by high performance 1200 horse power race boats. Most racers go non-stop completing the circuit in less than 1 hour! Average speed is 70mph.
We shot this segment strapped into an open door rock 'n' roll helicopter the Boeing MD-500 with pilot Larry Etchandy at the controls. Larry is crazy and used to shooting big Hollywood films and he gave us one wild ride resulting in some great action footage. Try flying backwards and sideways just feet in front of an open throttled race boat! New tunes from Maverick artist Paul Oakenfold powers the action. Interviews with the winning skiers on board the ocean liner Queen Mary after the races. See www.xcorpstv.com or www.catalinaskirace.com for more info.
After that Jason jams another tune on the beach and intros a fun segment on a new way to roll with a product from Australia called The Wheelman. Eric The X Guru Ducharme hosts this segment shot at his pad in Encinitas Ca where several of the motorized units were being assembled. Eric talks to inventor Grant Taylor about the new 46 cc rim drive 4 stroke foot motorcycle and gets to ride one too. This Xcorps episode introduces this new product, which will be popping up on the streets and trails here soon. Extremist and snowboard legend Shawn Farmer is on hand here as well helping with the assembly. If you can stand on a snowboard or ride a skateboard you can roll on a Wheelman says Grant. Action shots of Eric and other riders on the street, track and off road. New music from Maverick band Unloco pumps it up here too. See www.wheelman.com.au for more info.
After that Jason takes us to a new video from the talented Michelle Branch who sings her new tune "Goodbye to You". Check out her wheels, and the forest fire, and the fish! Then Jason opens a new segment that will appear regularly on the show called "A Skate Odessey" - an action film mix from our world of skate. More hard tunes from Unloco and see Erics Moab Utah wipeout! The show wraps with Jason laying down another tune from Swamis Beach along with a little more speed ski footage and a promise of more adrenaline laced episodes. See the action and hear the music-join the Xcorps. Additional music by One Side Zero.
J.S. Edmondson 3/2003 TRT - 29:30 Close Captioned.
See the action - Hear the Music - Join The X Corps. www.xcorpstv.com ©2009 TheXcorps. (Less)

Xcorps Action Sports Show #35.) "VIPER" - seg.4 - This episode follows up the raging XC DUNES off road motor sports series and includes hosts Jason Lazo ... (More)

Xcorps Action Sports Show #35.) "VIPER" - seg.4 - This episode follows up the raging XC DUNES off road motor sports series and includes hosts Jason Lazo and Rat Sult returning to the California Glamis sand dunes for more sand rod big air action fueled by tight tunes from Xcorps featured artists Poets and P**nstars and Daddy X along with mega vids from Euro metal bands Kreator and Metal Church!
The show opens up from Los Angeles where host Jason Lazo rolls into Hollywoods famous Viper Room club for a live performance from CEG managed Karmagun Records band Poets and P**nstars. Great live action HD shots here with their song War on Gravity setting the pace for this XC episode-fast and mucho fun!
Segment one starts out with the cameras rolling 90 miles east of San Diego at the Glamis Dunes where Jason meets up with X Games luge skate medalist Rat Sult towing his new 500 HP custom sand buggy into camp. It's not long until the rig is gassed up and flooring up untouched dune faces complete with hood cam shots and a punchy tune from Poets and P**nstars called Get Your Kicks! Nice fit! Jason talks with Rat about the Glamis scene and what to expect over the weekend!
After that the action continues with more dune riding action and some crazy shots of some of the custom rides people create to roll the sand including a cool single seat V-8 monster quad! No smog, speed or horse limits at Glamis! Jason drops a few lines and Sub Noize artist Daddy X rolls his song Mind Bender to shots of Rats car going airborne! Have a drink while you're up there boys! Sound bytes here from Jason on his first impression riding along with the Ratmeister! Rat and J drop down the face of an 800-foot dune in seconds pushed by the Chevy Vette LS2 motor. The action rod shots share the edit with cranking tunes and a massive video from Euro metal band Kreator blowing it up at WOA festival in Wacken Germany - one of Europes biggest! The band took the place down doing their song 'People of the Lie' complete with a classic metal scream pumping the Glamis action! Thanks to SPV Records and RIVE for the hookup!
After the break the sand pounding continues with Jason and Rat charging the RatRod up Big Daddy Dune - Oldsmobile Hill - cut with tunes from the equally charging Euro band Metal Church working their song Mirror of Lies at another huge festival in Oslo Norway. The Viking soul seeks Metal! Perfect for the fast action with the segment rolling with even more Glamis HD shots including custom cool all American sand toys and some fun quad drag racing straight up the dune faces! LA band Poets and P**nstars backs the action as well closing out the segment in style!
In the next segment Jason pulls it back to LA to The Viper Room where band Poets and P**nstars is breaking out front of the Hollywood club. J introduces the members to the XC audience and talks with leadman Hal Ozsan. Nice XC throw by the band along with some cool live set closing performance shots!
The show closes out with Rat and J man back at the Sand Toy capital of the world and some sick night run action tailored by more tunes from Daddy X and his song Mind Bender! Pretty much describes what Xcorps is all about!
Keep the Dunes Free! http://www.GlamisInfo.com/ Closed Captioned.
See The Action - Hear The Music - Join The Xcorps! ©2009 TheXcorps J.S. Edmondson. (Less)

A town is terrorized by its first female serial killer who seems to like the beans just a little bit more than the franks. After a man is lured into the ... (More)

A town is terrorized by its first female serial killer who seems to like the beans just a little bit more than the franks. After a man is lured into the bathroom stall of a local bar with the promise of a good time an unspeakable atrocity occurs and the Nut Stalker's shocking secret is discovered by the curious detective. (Less)

Meet the crazy, eco-friendly couple, Abner and Mindy Greensteen; and watch them struggle to save the world, and not kill their neighbor - non-recycler, and... (More)

Meet the crazy, eco-friendly couple, Abner and Mindy Greensteen; and watch them struggle to save the world, and not kill their neighbor - non-recycler, and spoiler of the earth, Drake Minsk. (Less)

A Double Bill! The first film Nightmare in the Woods: Three youths go into the woods to get high and tell stories to scare each other. But the story about ... (More)

A Double Bill! The first film Nightmare in the Woods: Three youths go into the woods to get high and tell stories to scare each other. But the story about the mad killer is real, and he is coming to get them one by one! Then followed by Zombie Village: This is the original zombie epic by Jason Impey that played at Tromafling. Zombie Village tells the story of the crazy redneck who tries to save a doomed village from the living dead but does more damage than good!. (Less)

Xcorps Action Sports Show #32.) "DUNES-2" - seg.4 - The Xcorps - known also as Team X - returns to the California Glamis sand dunes to roll sand rods in ... (More)

Xcorps Action Sports Show #32.) "DUNES-2" - seg.4 - The Xcorps - known also as Team X - returns to the California Glamis sand dunes to roll sand rods in this high horse neck jerking motor sports episode.
The show opens on the road cruising U.S. 78 east with host Jason Lazo at the wheel of The Unit - Xcorps project car - a 1971 Pontiac Le Mans Sport looking and sounding bad! Next to Jason is show X Guru Eric Ducharme riding shotgun. Rolling up from behind towing a 500 HP custom sand rod is XC host Rat Sult along to guarantee adrenalized fun at the Glamis dunes! Yes XC viewers that's 3 cool hosts in the same shot!
Segment one opens up with the X team strapping 5 point into Rats custom Star designed vehicle powered by a powerful Chevy Corvette LS2 motor. POV frame cams catch the action pumped by music from Cleopatra Records band F5 cranking their song Dissidence. Great video of the band playing edited to the fast action. After the break the G force action continues with Rats Rod at full throttle getting air with new tunes from Suburban NoiZe Records band X Clan rolling their song Americans. Hang on! Great in car comments and shotsfrom Jason during the ride.
The action continues non-stop with sand rods in the desert and a sic-new video from Mega Force Records band Mushroom Head doing their song Simple Survival. Not for the meek or mild! Great shots of the 25 mile long dunes and other crazy vehicles rolling the sand including high performance ATVs and custom trucks. Segment 3 kicks in hard and fast with paddle tires ripping sand and new music and video from Cleopatra Records band The Numb Ones performing Everything In Between. Cool mix in the edit here with sand and band action rolling as one. Jason, Rat, and Eric bring it on again in segment 4 with some insane POV race footage between Rats rig and 2 other rods at full throttle! See who wins it! Tunes by punched up Suburban NoiZe band Hed Pe churning out their song Lock and Load. Nice fit.
The show closes out with another dose of custom motor sports action with Xcams rolling on high powered ATVs digging sand trenches with X Clan turning their song Weapon X alongside. Sweet side by side action here with riders rocketing up Oldsmobile Hill. Just another day on the Xcorps!
See the Action - Hear the Music - Join the Xcorps!
TrT - 29:30 Closed Captioned 11/06 J.S. Edmondson.
©2009 TheXcorps. (Less)

A blog of an extremely self centered paranoid lunatic.

A road movie documentary - on foot! Why the hell is this road so crazy and we did we have to film it? .