"There's no way there's a giant snake in America!"
-Jim
Oh, you're wrong about that, Jim. Not only is there a giant snake in America, but it ate your wife's skull and killed her.
Creepy Crawlers Attack America is just about the funniest thing I've ever seen, at least on the subject of bad filmmaking. OK, Ed Wood is probably funnier, but still, this is really, really funny.
It's basically a spoof of the George Lucas school of filmmaking, in which everything has to be shot using a green screen. That means lab coats, book shelves, living rooms, body armor, giant snakes, blood and guts, you name it. The movie shows a bewildered actor performing in front of green screens for an a-hole director, who thinks he can do things like green-screen a phone into an actor's hand.
The dialogue is progressively hilariously. This is a situational comedy that gets more absurd as it goes along. I especially like the scenes with Jim and the scientist. ("Damn it, scientist! We've been in your lab for who knows how long now. All you've been doing is messing around with your chemicals.") The actors do a good job of not cracking up while the camera's rolling.
